1. short for American Bar Association or
2. Arrogant Bullshit Artists.
Abuse Of Discretion:
a failure to take into proper consideration the facts and law relating to a particular matter; an Arbitrary or unreasonable departure from precedent and settled judicial custom.
1. original meaning, now rarely used, was to describe a faulty process of reasoning when performing a discretionary act
2. now term means whatever suits the court
3. synonymous with term “Black Hole”, e.g. we know its out there but damn if we know what it is.
Ad Hoc Decision:
a decision that is prepared by a judge or court announcing the decision after a case is tried; includes a summary of the facts, a recitation of the applicable law and how it relates to the facts, the rationale
supporting the decision, and a judgment;and is usually presented in writing, though occasionally an oral opinion is rendered.
2. A screwing so fine tuned it can target a specific hemorrhoid
to put into action, practice, or force; to make use of something, such as a right or option.To exercise
discretion is to choose between doing and not doing something, the decision being based on sound
1. the healthy practice of going to and returning from back room meetings.
timely resort by an unsuccessful party in a lawsuit or administrative proceeding to an appropriate superior court empowered to review a final decision on the ground that it was based upon an erroneous application of law.
1. that which makes injustice impossible
2. the process where time and financial cost to litigants must never be taken into consideration
3. the process which allows the court to do as we damn well please
4. that which covers our ass.
Arrogance or Arrogant:
offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride.
1. Judicial self esteem
2. term used by the unenlightened to describe Judges and Lawyers who are confident and comfortable in their position
3. term applied to those with power to decide right from wrong without regarding right from wrong.
a person admitted to practice law in at least one jurisdiction and authorized to perform criminal and civil egal functions onbehalf of clients. These functions include providing legal counsel, drafting legal documents, and representing clients before courts, administrative agencies, and other tribunals.
1. business partners
2. club members.
Back Room Meetings:
a room located at the rear.
The meeting place used by an inconspicuous controlling group.
Marked by the exercise of inconspicuous control and maneuvering:
1. term synonymous with “open court.”
foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere.Insolent talk or behavior. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.
1. term commonly used by the unintelligent, uneducated or unenlightened when describing
misunderstood Legal Analysis and Judicial Determinations.
the rights belonging to an individual by virtue of citizenship, especially the fundamental freedoms and privileges guaranteed by the 13th and 14th Amendments to the US Constitution and by subsequent acts of
Congress, including civil liberties, due process, equal protection of the laws, and freedom from discrimination.
1. formerly things like right to life, liberty and property
2. more recently things like the right not to be pinched in the ass and the right to marry insects.
the system of fundamental laws and principles that prescribes the nature, functions, and limits of a government or another institution.The supreme law of the United States, consisting of the document ratified by the original thirteen states (1787-1790) and subsequent amendments.
1. common cause of rectal pain for the court
2. great document for the resourceful and effective
3. should be condensed for the unresourceful and ineffective.
4. information in out dated document is available for use by the court as needed or desired:
sound judgment not based on specialized knowledge.plain ordinary good judgment; sound practical sense. sound practical judgment independent of specialized knowledge or training; normal native intelligence.
1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates the highly specialized hair splitting , perpetuitous analysis that helps us appear more intelligent than the masses
4. form of logic nonexpertin nature.
the attitude or feeling of a person towards a person or thing that he or she considers worthless or despicable; scorn. the state of being scorned; disgrace (esp in the phrase hold in contempt) (Law) wilful disregard of or disrespect for the authority of a court of law or legislative body:
1. due process for the assertive or uncooperative
2. the means by which the Court molds attorneys.
a judicial tribunal established to administer justice. An entity in the government to which the administration of justice is delegated. In a broader sense, the term may also refer to a legislative assembly; a deliberative body, such as the General Court of Massachusetts, which is its legislature. The words court, judge, or judges, when used in laws, are often synonymous. A kangaroo court is a mock legal proceeding that disregards law and justice by issuing a biased,predetermined judgment regardless of the evidence presented before it.
1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be
2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work
3. synonymous with Royalty or Godliness.
the quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid social embarrassment or distress. freedom or authority to make judgments and to act as one sees fit (esp in the phrases at one’s own discretion, at the discretion of) the age at which a person is considered to be able to manage his or her own affairs
1. judicial free will
2. a great “catch all” to justify whatever it is we do.
3. former meaning dealt with judicial exercise in areas where there was no clear law or hard and
fast rules. Today discretion is omnipresent.
left to or regulated by one’s own discretion or judgment. Having or using the ability to decide at one’s own discretion:
1. the exercise of judicial free will unencumbered by law, reason, logic or common sense.
2. available for use as needed or desired:
an established course for judicial proceedings or other governmental activities designed to safeguard the legal rights of the individual. (law) the administration of justice according to established rules and principles; based on the principle that a person cannot be deprived of life or liberty or property without appropriate legal procedures and safeguards
2. perpetual motions
3. legal and procedural minutiae
4. selective adherence to the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Code of Conduct
5. process which is not paid for.
6. First, decide how we want the case to go.
Second, formulate a legal logic to support our decision.
Third, manipulate, dissect or eliminate the facts and evidence to support our decision.
Then the rubber stamp doctrine of “judicial discretion” will prevent most decisions from being overturned.
common lawyer lingo for outcome of a lawsuit.
1. one of the things not to be considered [others being race, color, sex etc.] when rendering legal decisions except when professional embarrassment, media attention or upsetting the status quo will result
2. that which can negatively affect objectivity.
any matter of fact that a party to a lawsuit offers to prove or disprove an issue in the case. A system of rules and standards that is used to determine which facts may be admitted, and to what extent a judge or jury may consider those facts, as proof of a particular issue in a lawsuit.
1. matters we choose to accept as relevant utilizing a standard which may be disconnected from objective reality
2. matters that allow us to direct the course of a trial
3. sometimes called judicial slight of hand.
an ex parte judicial proceeding is conducted for the benefit of only one party. Ex parte may also describe contact with a person represented by an attorney, outside the presence of the attorney. The term ex parte is used in a case name to signify that the suit was brought by the person whose name follows the term.
1. rule prohibiting inappropriate contact or discussion with a party other than aPro Se litigantor the unresourceful and ineffective.
from the Latin experti,which signifies, instructed by experience. Persons who are selected by the courts or the parties in a cause on account of their knowledge or skill, to examine, estimate, and ascertain things, and make a report of their opinions.
1. one of the best tools devised to deny jury trials to the unresourceful and ineffective
2. those who organize or disorganize, identify or misidentify and label or mislabel particulate matter into a truth or evidence for recognition by and consideration of the trier of fact
3. people whose job is similar to the replicators on Star Trek.
of pleasing appearance, especially because of a pure or fresh quality; comely. Having or exhibiting a disposition that is free of favoritism or bias; impartial: Just to all parties; equitable: Consistent with rules, logic, or ethics: In a proper or legal manner:
1. term means what the Court says it means
2. adherence to the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct
3. a festival or gathering.
Fair and Just:
honorable and fair in one’s dealings and actions: Consistent with what is morally right; righteous: Law Valid within the law; lawful: Based on fact or sound reason; well-founded:
1. term describing a pipedream or fantasy
2. term describing strict adherence to the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct
3. common names for twins in the Sweden.
the ability or discretion to choose; free choice: The power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will. the doctrine that such human freedom of choice is not illusory. free and independent choice; voluntary decision.
1. judicial discretion
2. illusion of choice
possessing and characterized by honor: Deserving or winning honor and respect:. worthy of honor and high respect; estimable; creditable. (used as a title of respect for certain ranking government officials or as a title of courtesy for children of Britishpeers ranking below a marquis.) not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent; “honest lawyers”; “honest reporting”
1. worthy of honor because of position instead of performance.
2. one who can do no wrong
3. one who thinks they are God
not prejudiced towards or against any particular side or party; fair; unbiased. not partial or biased; fair; just:
1. biased, nonobjective.
2. favoring one side over another or others; biased or prejudiced:
a tax levied on the annual incomes of individuals but not corporations
1. the best damn hoax in history
2. Washington KY jelly.
Independence Of The Court:
is the concept that the judiciary needs to be kept away from the other branches of government. That is, courts should not be subject to improper influence from the other branches of government, or from private or partisan interests. Judicial Independence is vital and important to the idea of separation of powers.
1. Judicial rationale to justify Judicial Determinations
2. effective argument to cover up mistakes
3. that which assists Judicial self esteem.
is a quality relating to unfairness or undeserved outcomes. The term may be applied in reference to a particular event or situation, or to a larger status quo. In Western philosophy and jurisprudence, injustice is very commonly -but not always- defined as either the absence or the opposite of justice
1. justice for the unenlightened
2. term used by those not understanding it is Just Us
3. synonymous with term “Judicial Efficiency”.
1. the second best damn hoax in history [see Income Taxes]
2. the organization Congress pretends to desire changing
3. the biggest bluffers and liars in the Country
4. the congressional ATM
5. organization which forcefully collects voluntary income taxes.
6. sometimes synonymous with organized crime.
action, award, court resolution, court’s finding, declaration, decree, decretal, findings of fact and conclusions of law, holding, opinion judgment, judicial fiat, judicial pronouncement, order, order of the court, pronouncement, ruling, sentence
1. legal decisions which may or may not be based on the arguments raised
2. decisions made after every possible method of delay has been utilized
3. usually synonymous with Status Quo.
discretion is the power or right to make official decisions using reason and judgment to choose from among acceptable alternatives.
1. see Discretion, Discretionary Act and Free Will.
judicial Efficiency focuses on improving how governments provide programs and services. While there is no one universally agreed upon definition, there are key definitions which capture the scope of Judicial Efficiency.
According to Government Auditing Standards, “Performance audits are defined as audits that provide findings or conclusions based on an evaluation of sufficient, appropriate evidence against criteria.” Additionally, the International Organization of Supreme Audit Institutions defines performance auditing as “an independent examination of the efficiency and effectiveness of government undertakings, programs or organizations, with due
regard to economy, and the aim of leading to improvements.
1. fancy word for ‘railroading’
2. synonymous with term Injustice and phrase “Screw you, we don’t have time for you.”
3. that which takes priority over full and fair justice.
in law, misconduct is wrongful, improper, or unlawful conduct motivated by premeditated or intentional purpose or by obstinate indifference to the consequences of one’s acts. “Misconduct” includes something seen as unacceptable as well as criminal offenses e.g. deceptive manipulation. Unlawful behavior by a person entrusted in any degree:
with the administration of justice, by which the rights of the parties and the justice of the, case may have been affected.
1. term commonly misapplied to a Judge’s attempts at efficiency
2. mythical, non existent form of conduct
3. a statement that is self-contradictory or logically untenable, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
4. a paradox.
a sanctioned doctrine of trial proceedings wherein members of a jury disregard either the evidence presented or the instructions of the judge in order to reach a verdict based upon their own consciences. It espouses the concept that jurors should be the judges of both law and fact.
1. formerly a power of informed jury to vote their conscience
2. term now considered as offensive and as unmentionable as faggot, nigger, jew, bitch etc.
legally right; conformity with that which is lawful or fair. Honorable and fair in one’s dealings and actions: Based on fact or sound reason; well-founded:
1. abbreviation for the name Justin or Justina.
the proper administration of the law; the fair and equitable treatment of all individuals under the law. A title given to certain judges, such as federal and state supreme court judges. 1) fairness. 2) moral rightness. 3) a scheme or system of law in which every person receives his/her/its due from the system, including all rights, both natural and legal.
1. the precious and proper administration of laws effectuated by legal analysis and the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct; said administration being unaffected by the end result, even when the end result is the improper administration of laws.
2. more of a privilege than a right.
3. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely or indiscriminately.
Justice For All:
1. “all” in this phrase means those who are left standing after judiciously applying the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct and legal analysis to their case
2. phrase really means the possibility of Justice for all provided the person desiring Justice knows or can pay for skills effective in the manipulation of legal and procedural minutiae and the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct.
a body of rules of conduct of binding legal force and effect, prescribed, recognized, and enforced by controlling authority. The highest law in the United States is the U.S. Constitution. No state or federal law may contradict any provision in the Constitution.
1. the vast selection of written and unwritten ingredients which we recipe to make Judicial Decisions.
2. analogous to the Bible in that it can be made to say whatever one desires
3. impossible to break provided a Judicial Decision incorporates it in some form or fashion.
4. synonymous with the terms “Silly Putty” and “Whatever”
5. written word with the power to create illusion of equal and fair justice for all.
Legal Analysis or Legal Reasoning:
established or recognized by law: In conformity with or permitted by law: Use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments. Evidence or arguments used in thinking or argumentation. the process of forming conclusions, judgments, or inferences from facts or premises. the reasons, arguments, proofs, etc., resulting from this process.
1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality
2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality
3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure and the resourceful and effective
4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance
5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
Limine, Motion in:
(in limb-in-ay) from Latin for “at the threshold,” referring to a motion before a trial begins. A motion to suppress illegally-obtained evidence is such a motion.
1. selection or elimination of evidence for the purpose of directing a trial in the direction we feel it should go
2. legal tool which can never result in injustice due to the right of appeal.
3. in or at the beginning. This phrase is frequently used; as, the courts are anxious to check crimes in limine.
the study of principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content, and of method and validity in deductive reasoning. a particular method of argument or reasoning. Reasoned thought or argument, as distinguished from irrationality
1. the word “cigol” spelled backwards
2. term meaning Logistically Organized Gobbledygook Intended to Confuse
3. form of mental masturbation
4. a great video arcade game.
an army composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers. military force that is not part of a regular army and is subject to call for service in an emergency. The whole body of physically fit civilians eligible by law for military service. a body of citizens organized in a paramilitary group and typically regarding themselves as defenders of individual rights against the presumed interference of the federal government.
1. fruitcakes under the delusion the Constitution, Bill Of Rights and the principles this Country were founded on are still in full effect.
2. terrible followers who won’t listen and ask too many questions.
No one or Noone:
No one or noone means ‘not a single person’, or ‘not a single member of a particular group’. In British English, no one can also be written no-one. Noone is always written as one word.
1. The secret last name of all Judges so they won’t be lying when they say, “No one is above the law.”
No one is above the law:
1. Phrase is analogous to “Santa” or “the Easter Bunny is coming”
2. Phrase which results in roars of laughter amongst drunken Judges and Lawyers.
existing independent of or external to the mind; actual or real: existing independently of perception or an individual’s conceptions: an actual phenomenon; reality. A word or other form in the objective case.
1. that which is unwritten and usually not incorporated into Legal Analysis or Judicial Decisions
2. that which can not be verified
3. that which requires expert testimony for verification and identification.
the state or quality of being objective. external reality. Judgment based on observable phenomena and uninfluenced by emotions or personal prejudices. The capacity to assess situations or circumstances shrewdly and to draw sound conclusions
1. whatever is the preferred viewpoint of the Court
2. opposite of “reality based”
common law requires a trial in open court; “open court” means a court to which the public has a right to be admitted. This term may mean either a court that has been formally convened and declared open for the transaction of its proper judicial business or a court that is freely open to spectators.
1. a court having a door that opens and closes without obstruction.
in criminal procedure, a negotiation between the defendant and his attorney on one side and the prosecutor on the other, in which the defendant agrees to plead”guilty” or “no contest” to some crimes, in return for reduction of the severity of the charges, dismissal of some of the charges, the prosecutor’s willingness to recommend a particular sentence, or some other benefit to the defendant.
1. an effective tool to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging and abuse.
2. justice for the unresourceful and ineffective
lacking the standard of living and opportunities enjoyed by most people in a society. Having insufficient wealth to meet the necessities or comforts of life or to live in a manner considered acceptable in a society.
1. the Unresourceful and Ineffective
2. those that shouldn’t ask for what they can’t pay for.
3. lacking the rights and advantages of other members of society; the deprived
4. not adequate in quality or quantity; inferior to the Gods of the Court
Pro Se Litigant:
for one’s own behalf; in person. Appearing for oneself, as in the case of one whodoes not retain a lawyer and appears for himself or herself in court.
1. litigants with invalid arguments
2. bastards who forget we are trying to run a business here
3. those who don’t understand what “club members only” means
4. those unfamiliar with their place in this world.
in jurisprudence, prosecutorial misconduct is “an illegal act or failing to act, on the part of a prosecutor, especially an attempt to sway the jury to wrongly convict a defendant or to impose a harsher than appropriate punishment.” It is similar to selective prosecution. Prosecutors are bound by a sets of rules which outline fair and dispassionate conduct.
1. term commonly misapplied to Prosecutor’s attempts at efficiency.
2. mythical, non existent conduct that never existed
3. a paradox just to mention such a thing.
Relevance or Relevant:
1. that which suits the fancy of the Court
2. synonymous with “Judicial personal opinion”.
latin, A thing adjudged.] A rule that a final judgment on the merits by a court having jurisdiction is conclusive between the parties to a suit as to all matters that were litigated or that could have been litigated in that suit. The U.S. legal system places a high value on allowing a party to litigate a civil lawsuit for money damages only once.
U.S. courts employ the rule of res judicata to prevent a dissatisfied party from trying to litigate the issue a second time.
1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum’s rush out the courtroom to the Unresourceful and Ineffective
2. Latin term meaning, “we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass.”
3. legal doctrine used to deny the Unresourceful and Ineffective a full and fair hearing on the merits
4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
Resourceful and Effective:
able to act effectively or imaginatively, especially in difficult situations. ingenious, capable, and full of initiative, esp in dealing with difficult situations able to deal skillfully and promptly with new situations, difficulties, etc. Existing in fact; actual: Having an intended or expected effect.
1. terms used to describe those having the means or ability to command our attention [e.g. wealthy, connected to a power structure, able to attract media attention]
2. those effective in the manipulation of legal and procedural minutiae and the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct
3. those whose financial, political or social status and resources are incorporated into our Legal Analysis
4. can be used to describe the rich Compare to Unresourceful and Ineffective
is the collection of entitlements which a person may have and which are protected by the government and the courts, or under an agreement (contract). 2) slang for the information which must be given by law enforcement officers to a person who is about to be arrested, is a prime suspect in a crime, or is officially accused of a crime. These “rights” are short for “Miranda rights,” which the Supreme Court in Miranda v. Arizona (1966), required be read to alleged criminals, including the rights to remain silent and to have an attorney (and if the suspect cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided), and warning that anything the suspect says can be used against him/her in court. Failure to recite these rights means that a confession may not be used as evidence.
1. A turn one can take at some red lights.
2. our spin on the events before us
3. Judicial Determinations
4. regulated privileges or favors granted by Government.
Right To Bear Arms:
the people have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and the state; and as standing armies in the time of peace are dangerous to liberty, they ought not to be kept up; And that the military should be kept under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.
1. regulated privilege granted by the Constitution giving Citizens the right to wear tank tops, athletic T-shirts, sleeveless blouses or in some form or fashion leave their arms exposed in public.
monarchs and their families considered as a group. The power, status, or authority of a monarch. The granting of a right by a monarch to a corporation or an individual to exploit specified natural resources. the rank, power, or position of a king or queen
1. members of the Good O’l Boy’s Club sometimes consider themselves as
2. not used much, but in principle refers to the Court or the resourceful and effective few
one that exercises supreme, permanent authority, especially in a nation or other governmental unit, Of superlative strength or efficacy, supreme in rank or authority:
1. outdated term commonly used by anti-government groups.
2. threatening term which is best avoided
3. vague, undefined.
4. considered illegal to use by some courts
latin, The existing state of things at any given date.] Status quo ante bellum means the state of things before the war. The status quo to be preserved by a preliminary injunction is the last actual, peaceable, uncontested status which preceded the pending controversy.
1. golf on Thursdays
2. Judicial “comfort zone”
3. synonymous with term “loyalty.”
conformity to fact or actuality: Reality, a statement proven to be or accepted as true:fidelity to a required standard or law, honesty, reliability, or veracity
1. whatever the courts paid experts say
2. whatever the Court decides through the use of Legal Analysis.
those considered blind, incognizant, insensible, opaque, unacquainted, unaware
1. litigants unknowledgeable regarding the courts position and power.
Unresourceful and Ineffective:
the poor who are Not producing an intended effect; ineffectual: who are inadequate; incompetent:
1. terms used to describe those not having the means or ability to command our attention [e.g. the poor, unconnected to a power structure, unable to attract media attention]
2. those not effective in the manipulation oflegal and procedural minutiae and the Good O’l Boy’s Club Judicial Rules of Conduct
3. those whose financial, political or social status or resources is not incorporated into our Legal Analysis unless said status commands influence.
4. commonly used to describe the Poor
5. Compare to Resourceful and Effective
Voice Of The People
1. who the hell knows what this means, all voices sound different to us.
Will Of The People
1. legally unsound, everyone should make out their own will.